Dearest, (part V.4, the breakup)

Florence! Holy Crap!! What kind of hell hole is this place?!? It’s impossible to find a computer, nobody speaks English and it’s kind of loud. What do you mean betray you?? I flew half-way around the frickin’ world for you and you’re now telling me you’re not even here!!! What the hell is dakar senegal...are you making that up? Is that a street name or a village? I took a picture in a tree because I thought that it was cute and that there was a chance that we would be living in a tree once I got there and I was trying to prove I could adapt. I’m no “trick person.”

Help me. Come get me. I’ll meet you at the The Lion of Judah Monument tonight at 7pm.

I’m hungry.
Brit

Hello My Dear,

Thanks for your mail, Well it surprised me the way and manner you acted in this matter, I wonder what you take me like, Did you went through the first mail i sent to you where you realy knows all about me, Iam told you before that i am from Etopia stay now in dakar senegal and you are there asking me if dakar is a village or what,???? Dakar was a capital city of senegal located in west africa,; How can you make arrangement of coming to meet me with out even phone call and inform me that you are coming,? was that not sound stupid to hear from you? Now you claim to be in Etopia that my country does not speak english, Hey common this your joke was very expensive, Now listen, If you went through the first mail i sent to you, And you are willing to help me send to me all the information i ask you so that we can began on how to contact the finance house, You can as well give me your number where i can reach you or call me with the number i gave you, I am here in dakar senegal located in west africa, Bye

Florence,

You no matter need know in this,we have obtained connection on dearest Brit and computudora from etopia judah. Order in to for you to conntact again Florence need provide willing persons with US dollars, please must contact me on this informations soonest.

dawit

My Dear,

Thanks,I think when you are seriouse let me know,Have a nice day,

Florence

(and we never spoke again...)

Comments

[John]

This was worth the wait. I loved the pic that you sent to her...the tree...priceless. I can't believe how long you strung her along. Good job!