Dearest, (part V.3)

My dear, dearest, Flo,

Trouble is afoot. My wife (who, contrary to you referring to her as a him is indeed a HER...please know that I only roll on one side of that equation if you know what I mean)...anyway, my wife, SHE, found my emails to you, and saw the photos of you. I shouldn’t have printed them out, framed them and placed them on my bed-side table, but I did and what’s done is done. She asked me who you were and I said “my sister, Florence” but she didn’t buy it. I’m thinking this:

I come there and open an account in a small town somewhere close to your camp...a camel ride away or whatever it is you ride. Jeeps? Horses? I don’t have a clue. That way we move the money right quick fast into that account and then I come pick you up in the, on the...whatever, and we ride/drive back to town and buy a villa or yurt. Please give me your thoughts. I tried to call you on the number you left me but there are no “+” signs on American phones. That must be an African thing. Is there another number I can try that doesn’t begin with +??

I’m so, so sorry but am sure this will work out. I am already packed (she kicked me out of the house) and ready to fly over there as soon as I hear back from you.

Email me right away, and by the way...you’re a total babe. Where did you take that photo? It almost looked like a kitchen or something but I’m pretty sure you don’t have kitchen’s there. I’ve seen National Geographic and those little mounded dirt ovens...do you have a boyfriend you are hiding until I get there? I’m cool with that as long as he doesn’t have an AK.

Love,
me

Hello My Dearest,

Thanks for your respond,Well iam happy reading from you,Having gone to read your mail i can really understand that you care much about me,Why should you print the pic out when you know that your wife will set eyes on it?I never wanted to hurt your wife as you know,Well the pic was took in kichen of the Dr of the refugee camp ,My Dearest,I never abide on close account here in africa,Idont want that and i will never allow you to do that;I told you to help me first to contact the finance house where this fund was deposited to know thier proceures that is why i ask for your informations,Does it take you anything to send me your informations contact,Well here is the direct number+221-77-44-99-389

Call and ask about Miss Florence Naissm in woman department,I will also be happy to see you soon,Bye

Florence

Dear love,

We no longer have time to argue about this. I am in Paris, at the Charles de Gaulle airport right now. I caught a flight last night and have a connection to Addis Ababa in three hours. PLEASE give me your address so that once I arrive in Ethiopia I can get back on a computer at the airport and take a...taxi?!?...or whatever to your camp. We will then meet with the finance house and set up our accounts there. I love you and will see you soon. I hope this doctor you speak of is an OB-GYN and not your boyfriend. I will try and call you as soon as I land, assuming that the phones there have the “+” sign on them. Don’t worry about my wife. She’ll be taken care of.

I’m so excited!! All my love,
Brit

My Dearest,

Thanks for writing me,Well i am happy for all this of your effort but it is a pity that in a transaction like this it is not a matter of surprised because i never want to deal with some one who can betrayed me or do anything harmful.Why is that i sent you mail yesterday and ask for your information the next thing to hear is that you are now in Parish with out even giving me your ticket number for me to confirm whom you said you are?Did i told you that i am in Etopia?I told you that i am from Etopia but stay now in dakar senegal camp is that not what i told you?I gave you a number and you refused to call me?Well if i dont finalised whom you are even when you told me you are in senegal i will not believe you or even told you about my inheritance since you hide even your own pic and hide inside tree and send me as your pic,dont be a trick person because i am a relestic girl and i contact you to help me retreve my fund,if we love each other we can then move into love afair if so desire but this time you make your own arrangement with out giving me some confident to know you well and where you are staying,anyway,;I want more about where you are now,try and call the number i gave you since you are now in paris ,hoping to hear your call,Bye

Florence

(to be continued...)