Dearest, (part V)

Well, this one went on for quite a while so I’m going to have to break it up over a couple days. Introducing Florence, from Ethiopia.

My dearest
I am miss Flornce Naissm from Ethiopan i am single and 25 year old girl. Immediately after going through your profile i made up my mind to contact you for friendship, marriage or long term relationship because you are my choice of trust and i see nothing wrong with the choice that i have made in you. Now that i am in a state of absolute confussion I must reveal to you that my daddy was the Financial controler to the Common Wealth West African Region who was killed with my mother in a gun short by un-identified family enemies on the 10 of February along Addis Ababa international Airport road in Ethiopan and i am the only child.

Before my daddy died he made me the beneficiary of his final WILL and i am the beneficiary of the sum of 7.5 Million USD$ in his Domicilary USDollar account; I have the bank statement of account with me here. My friend ( sister francisca) who promised to take me to london invited me to The Catholic Sisters Mission Chies, here in Senegal to avoid my family enemies who killed my daddy from attacking me so that i will travel to london through the Catholic Sisters Mission, But it did not work out as i am not a catholic mission sister and recently my friend was posted to a catholic church in a village in the gambia (the next country) Because i have no means to travel to london I need your assistance to help me claim and transfer the money into your company or private bank account in your State and as soon as the Bank transfers the money into your bank account, you will buy your ticket and come to dakar and take me to your country. After your reply i will email you the contact information of the Bank where my late father deposited the money; and also send my photo to you. i will be back soon to receive your lovely reply. Do reply me on email address: naissm_florence@yahoo.com and in your reply do give me your personal telephone number and address. Take good care of yourself honey.
I remain yours ever,
Miss Florence naissm

Dear Florence...honey,

Let me say that I was so happy and excited to receive your email!! I am single also (or, at least, will be by the time you get here...) and I would be most honored and proud and pleased to help you with this and arrange for you to come here to me. Let me be clear—this is not about the money, although obviously it will help us live well! Second...I am SO HAPPY to hear that you are not a Catholic Sister!! I have nothing against religion and will be happy to become religious if you’d like, and Catholic seems as good as any of them (plus they seem to have lots of babies if you know what I mean!)

Do you have a photo by chance. I can send you one of me. Please, please send me your photo. In regards to whatever it is I need to do to help you with your will, just let me know and I will assist you in that right away. Have you ever heard of the band Pharcyde? They are an American rap group. They have a song that goes:

Now there she goes again, the dopest Ethiopian
And now the world around me be gets movin in slow motion
when-ever she happens to walk by - why does the apple of my eye
overlook and disregard my feelings no matter how much I try?

I hope you don’t overlook and disregard MY feelings, but I’m sure you won’t. By the way, “dopest” means good, or hot..like sexy.

Please let me know what’s next and I hope to hear back from you right away (and don’t forget the photo.)

Love,
Brit

Hello My Dearest,

Good day my dearest,Hopefully that everything are amright,I am also so excited reading from you,I dont really know how to thanks you for your understand and your kindness,I believe from your mail you really sound very good and you seems to be the kind of man i should trust for love,As i do know that with honest love and trust that solid relation will still be made no matter the distance,My Dearest,It goes like this,I am a girl that believe in love,I love listing music like R Kelly music Tupac and Rmb.It happend that ever since i lost my parents i have been lonely and asking for God not some one who wil help me for my inheritance but also some one whom i can trust and love,Well i cant just say anything now but my wish and my prayer is that God will lead us to the best way of life so that it will be a things of joy and happiness.I have been going through hell here though you will not understand it all but glory to God in every condition,Actully,I dont believe in religion i only believe in God and mercy and love,And iam working hard to make sure that i am among of them God will show love and Kindness,Well dearest,I wanted to send you my pic but it happend that i have not surceeded today to look for where i can scan it because here in camp we dont go out all time,But i make this promise that i will try as soon as posible by tomorrow or next to see where i can send it,My Dearest,Please also in your next mail do send me your photo also,To let you know about this fund,It was deposited by my father as i have told you,The reasons why i contact you is to please assist me for the claim and transfer this money into your account for security purpose.According to the govering law of this country,People under refugee was not allow to make any claim of inheritance that was why i want to submit your information to the finance house and inform them about you as my partner so that they will tell us their procedures on how to released and transfer this money into your position,Please this are the information i needed to submit to the finance house as below,

1.Your complete name
2.Your resident or office address
3.Your phone and fax
4.your present occupation,

Please my dearest,This are the information require from the finance house so that i will submit all this information to them and introduce your name to their custudy as my foreign partner,As soon as i got it i will send it to them so that we shall hear from them,Please you are welcome to express your feelings about me all the time,Do not forget to send me your pic also,As my promise,I will send mine as soon as posible also,I have to stop here now my dearest and i wait urgent for your mail,Bye

Yours Florence,

My dear Florence,

I thought you would never reply and I got worried. I’m so happy to hear from you and I’m so happy to hear that you like Tupac! Thug Life! Thug Life! Anywho, I’m sorry to hear that you were unable to send a picture because I was really, really looking forward to that. Could you draw one for me? Pencil would be fine and I’m sure that would give me a good idea. I have a wonderful imagination. I promise I will send you one as well in my next email.

Here is my only problem at the moment. Until you arrive here in the US I can not tell my wife about you, but I promise I will leave her the moment you get here if not before (I’ve been looking for a reason for years!!!) Here is the tricky part that I would like your advice on. Since I am married, and PLEASE PLEASE trust me that this will not be a problem, but since I am at the moment, we share a joint bank account. Well, okay...it’s her bank account. She has the money and is very much a bitch about letting me have any of it, which is another reason I can’t wait to be with you...you’re beautiful (I’m imagining), you’re rich, and you told me that you would share lots of money with me (and let’s not forgot that part about NOT being a catholic sister!)

So, what do I do? Do I open my own account and send you that information or do I get my bitch wife’s account information and give that to you? Please tell me and we will get this done because I am dying here with her.

By the way, sorry abut your dad.

I love you and hope to hear back from you sooner than soon.
Brit

(to be continued...)

Comments

[John Miller]

Another good one, can't wait to read the rest. You should have sent her a picture of Tupac and told her it was you.