Travel Warning - Dwarves!

Preparing to leave the country ain't as easy as it used to be. Of course there was always the fear of forgetting the passport and wondering if you had enough of those miniature bottles of scotch tucked away (if you have to fly coach...) but now we've had to get used to putting bunches of stuffs in plastic bags and carrying on virtually nothing. And now this warning from the U.K. Telegraph about Dwarves zipping themselves into suitcases and clearing out the rest of the luggage from the hold.

I'm really not sure what to say.

Comments

[Mark Rabinowitz]

Good lord!

[Yoda]

That's why I always line my luggage with elves. Dwarves and elves do not get along. Also, dwarves are known to hate magic.

...so we got that going for us...which is nice.

Seriously though...

Let's stop typing "dwarves and elves". It's gone to the point where they don't look like words to me anymore.

[Yoda]

All the more reason, as they say, to line your luggage with elves.

Dwarves hate elves and magic...so we got that going for us...which is nice.

Anyhoo...
The words "dwarves" and "elves" don't really look like words to me anymore so bye...